Ruth Jia-Wei is the latest addition to my family. Not sure about her. Supposed to be a first-class slut. But when she's lying on the sofa, and I mentally and visually start licking the lint in her belly-button, she giggles and pulls her top down to cover the orifice. A quality slut? Giggling?
Tonight we have been threatened with the presence of Joe Hashem. Must remember to tell him that Thierry Henry was miles offside when he pounced on Gerrard's backpass.
After tonight, just five more nights of rehearsals. We should be (are we? who knows?) cruising when we bump in on Monday. Then the shit hits the fan. Then for an hour and a half I try and convince the audience I'm a haam sup loh.
Should be a breeze.